You Just Can’t

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Well, folks, I give up. I’m trying to think of something funny here, but the reality is just funny enough as it is. I grew up listening to Petra. (Yes, I know. Cool your jets, pop culture nazis; I listen to some cooler stuff now.) So, tonight I was trying to find their latest offering, Jekyll and Hyde (my copy being at a friend’s house in Nicholasville, Ky.). No dice, but I did download one or two nostalgia tunes for old times’ sake. And one of them, I swear to you, had the NON-TOLL-FREE number for a 24-hour prayerline as the name of the album, and “Jesus loves you!” as the genre. No, really. You can’t make this s—— up, folks. You just can’t.

Oh, if you are the perp reading this, here’s a free clue (OK, I paid for it, but it was on sale cheap at the local Family Bookstore, and I don’t need it anymore, so I’m giving it to you free of charge): If I’m downloading Petra, I probably ALREADY KNOW ABOUT THE PART WHEREIN JESUS LOVES ME. Yeah, I might need a prayerline, but you want me to pay to pray? Oy.

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3 Responses to “You Just Can’t”

1. 

   Chris J. Davis Says:
   October 29th, 2004 at 9:59 pm

   WOW.

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   alana Says:
   October 29th, 2004 at 10:49 pm

   Chuckle, chuckle…good ol’ petra!

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   matt Says:
   October 31st, 2004 at 2:57 am

   When I was 13 I really liked Petra. I can still sing “red is the color of the blood that flowed….”