Class Nomenclature

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The new name of the incoming freshman class at Asbury is Steadfast. Good Lord. Another name incapable of being made singular. “Hello, my name is Jane Foo. I’m a Steadfast.” This follows on the heels of several other similar class names: Commissioned, Agape. But the best was still Redeemed. “Hello. I’m a Redeemed.” I propose that the class of 2008 be named the God class.

“Hello. My name is Joseph. I am a God.”

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2 Responses to “Class Nomenclature”

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   Mr. Hibbity Gibbity Says:
   October 17th, 2003 at 10:02 am

   Just stumbled across this little bit of hilarity.

   I suppose I should be offended . . . seeing as how I was part of the ‘Redeemed’ class . . . but I’m not . . . and I’m still chuckling.

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   Ainethil Says:
   February 20th, 2007 at 3:02 pm

   Actually, the Steadfast class quickly became the Wedfast class, as they pretty much couldn’t go until their junior year without getting engaged. Asbury College: the perfect destination for women getting their M.R.S degrees.

   I was a Vessel, probably on the list of the Top 5 Most Idiotic Asbury Class Names.