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Class Nomenclature

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Written by Basil on 09/4/2002 9:08 AM. Filed under:

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The new name of the incoming freshman class at Asbury is Steadfast. Good Lord. Another name incapable of being made singular. “Hello, my name is Jane Foo. I’m a Steadfast.” This follows on the heels of several other similar class names: Commissioned, Agape. But the best was still Redeemed. “Hello. I’m a Redeemed.” I propose that the class of 2008 be named the God class.

“Hello. My name is Joseph. I am a God.”

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2 Responses to “Class Nomenclature”

  1. Mr. Hibbity Gibbity Says:

    Just stumbled across this little bit of hilarity.

    I suppose I should be offended . . . seeing as how I was part of the ‘Redeemed’ class . . . but I’m not . . . and I’m still chuckling.

  2. Ainethil Says:

    Actually, the Steadfast class quickly became the Wedfast class, as they pretty much couldn’t go until their junior year without getting engaged. Asbury College: the perfect destination for women getting their M.R.S degrees.

    I was a Vessel, probably on the list of the Top 5 Most Idiotic Asbury Class Names.